Noodlemagazine Review

No one can be all things to all people, except maybe for Noodlemagazine. A word of warning to our vanilla coomers, though, because this site can be a little temperamental and show you just about anything in the search results whether you want it or not. If you’re not afraid of a little Russian roulette browsing these porn titles, you’ll be a stronger person for it and hit the jackpot once you find what you’re looking for.

I spare a thought for fetishists who either struggle with a limited porn library, or an empty wallet to commission or pay a premium for in-demand content who aren’t already familiar with Noodlemagazine, which offers hours of free, premium content in exchange for just a little bit of extra time exploring the catalogue. 

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Alright, buckle up because this ain’t your Meemaw and Pep-Peps porn site. In exchange for infinite HD and rare footage of sluts submitting to your filthiest desires, you’re gonna have to learn how to block out the extreme content that isn’t for you. Hypothetically, let’s imagine that you’re a cultural deviant who loves modest women in niqabs or nuns enjoying some naughty fun – your search results are going to give you a full covenant but you’ll also find full piss-play videos and other fetish content that isn’t related to your search at all.

In saying that, you can absolutely find more wholesome content of amateur virgin couples exploring each other for the first time, or solo girls making private videos for their partner, but I think it’s like going to a Michelin star restaurant and ordering the chicken nuggets. Why settle for generic when you know that you could have your mind blown by more underground scenes that are just another click away?

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As you might expect from the name, Noodlemagazine lesbian porn is at its best when you’re looking for Asian content. This site serves up full HD videos, often over two and a half hours, or highlights just under one hour of the best and fattest, milkiest Japanese jugs getting slapped like a goon bag on a clothesline by strict salarywomen #girlboss. Given these uploads come from AAA production studios, it’s a roll of the dice whether you get pristine, unfiltered fucking and fondling, or you get amazing Bluray quality of women with incredible bodies with unfortunate pixellated boxes.

While most animated porn available online is little more than a demo reel for starving artists, Noodlemagazine has a few gems with their yuri hentai selection (lesbian cartoons for you guys who aren’t otaku basement dwellers, yet) which are basically full episodes. You can find some convincing 3D porn as well to rival the more legit-looking deepfakes, too.

Russian hotties, as always on the internet, dominate the Noodlemagazine lesbian space as well, going the extra mile to secure their position as the horniest and insatiable women on the planet with orgies and extreme object insertions. American Stacy could never, and in fact, it’s pretty rare to find an all-American girl on this site, but I doubt you’re looking for the girl next door here. I’m going to go out on a limb and say that these Russky chicks have the market in amateur lesbian porn on this site based on the number of party sex videos I’ve found with mountains of vodka bottles scattered in the background, and, well – the Cyrillic titles are a bit of a giveaway.

Even while covering a range of niches, scenarios, races, and states of inebriation, Noodlemagazine has a high batting average with very good-looking women. If you appreciate athletic, petite, or chubby whores, young or old (or all of the above), you can find hundreds of videos with your ideal lipstick lesbians, and they frequently mix. 

Noodlemagazine lesbian vintage content is surprisingly impressive, too. If you’re into classic porn rips from the 1970s to now, they have heaps of rare videos online which I’d guess have been upscaled or remastered by some passionate collectors. No small feat, given some of the controversial titles (have I mentioned the nuns already? Oh yeah) and limited availability at the time.

Site Usability

Using Noodlemagazine with an adblocker, I found the interface to be minimal but frustratingly buggy. More than half the time in the search results the filter button wouldn’t work, but it barely matters since the only options to search are by length and HD. Unless you’re specifically looking for amateur porn or animation which tends to run shorter and at lesser quality, you’re likely to find most uploads are feature-length videos at cinema (or home cinema) quality. 

Because Noodlemagazine doesn’t have a catalog system, it searches for videos with titles and descriptions, which some uploaders intentionally game with titles that read like the screams of the world’s most cursed tourettes sufferer. Your mileage may vary depending on what you’re looking for – I had to get very fucking creative to avoid seeing that particular thumbnail of a Genshin Impact character at the gyno. On the bright side, videos load at lightning speed and you can download them straight to your mobile or PC.

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Pros

• Free downloads
• Huge library of HD content
• Fast video streaming

Cons

• Repetitive titles in search results
• No cataloging system